Friday, February 13, 2009

黑色星期五

衰运呐...

从来没有这么尴尬过。

真的有够噢买尬。

今天一早,我到了学校就没命地啃书。我这烂习惯真的要改了。啃着啃着,我脑袋也一如往常地融化。然后,就开始胡思乱想,根本没有背到什么。接着,Amy 就向我要了我的笔盒。没脑地点着头,我双眼凝视着我的 Suzaku 锁匙圈。

依然心不在焉的。



也很顺手地拿起水瓶喝一大口的水。

本能地放下瓶子,盖上瓶盖。

直到我猛然发现,

水瓶,不是我的。

双眼发傻,脑袋破裂似的空白,双手捂嘴,白开水不进也不出地冻着,时间停顿了。

全场人戴着问号瞪着我,不明所以。只有埏荠一脸不可思议的目瞪口呆。空气,凝结了。

‘水瓶是我的。’

埏荠缺氧似的回答眼珠快跌出来,抖着手指指着水瓶的我。

整桌人爆笑。

是啦。

很好笑,但也很尴尬。

我在笑,却想找个地洞钻,脑子疯狂地转,转到发热,还似乎闻到烧焦味...

因为我嘴里还含着一口水,很大的一口水。

'Shan Qi, you got sick or not?'

'No...'

'Aiya Je Hui you drink only la.'

吞也不是,吐也不是。

真的是,吞也不是,吐也不是。

吞下去,好像不大对近。 吐出来,又很失礼。

最后想吞时,却给呛到。(真够衰)

要不是我的自制力出奇的好,我真的会当着他们的脸喷过去...

离开圆桌,冲到草地上,勉强地,狠狠地,硬是不知也不想知其味地把那口水挤下喉咙。

咳嗽声与爆笑声交杂。

好不容易,才停止闹剧。

‘啊埏荠 sorry!!! 我买过一瓶水给你好不好?’

‘不用啦...’

‘那,那你还敢喝么?’

‘不敢。’

‘酱... 你拿我的水要不要?’

*掏出水瓶*



‘不用了...’

'Oh Je Hui, how could you mistaken his bottle as yours??!! They're soooo different!!!'

是的。我有同感。

要怪,就怪我每天都用不同的瓶子吧。

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And now, Tag.

Directions: Once you’ve been tagged, you have to write a blog or a note on Facebook with sixteen random things, facts, habits or goals about you. At the end choose ten people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. Don’t forget to leave them a comment (”you’re it”) and to read your blog. You can’t tag the person who tagged you. Since you can’t tag me, let me know when you’ve posted your blog/note, so I can see your weirdness.

1. I wish I could kiss Fluffy without being scared of the fact that Fluffy has never bath before.

2. I absolutely dislikes raw cheese, but loves pizza with loads of cheese!

3. I wanna grow taller!!!!!

4. I want to go to Japan..... (Again.)

5. I'm afraid of the dark... (Seriously!)

6. I always think of making different sorts of DIY fan item.

7. I want to ride a horse.

8. I can be really sarcastic.

9. I'm known to got lost in my own college. (Yes it's small, so what?)

10. I enjoy seeing the money rolling in, not out.

11. I'm a bit of a hygiene-freak.

12. I like shiny objects, like jewellery. Looking at them makes me happy.

13. I want to write a fic one day. (wait till my Manglish English improves first, but I don't mind it to be in Chinese.)

14. I like to poke people at their waist.

15. I love being funny or making weird faces to make others laugh non-stop.

16. I like to sing and I envy song writers.

I tag:
  1. Cleste
  2. Cherng
  3. Shi Yun
  4. Vincy
  5. Osla
  6. Melly
  7. Chrno
  8. Fang
  9. Cerlyn
  10. LeeLing
I've shown my weird side, now it's your turn. Simple as that.

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