Thursday, March 27, 2008

Being a sensei is FUN~~

We've had our photos snapped and taught William some Chinese vocabs~~ Teaching Will Chinese is soooo much more fun than teaching XiaoHuang!!! At least he understands... But I doubt that he actually believe me... XDD My grin gave away everything... Need to learn not to smile too much, like Kentai-kun and Greyfrozz... If he ever write everything we taught him into a dictionary or a William the London Chinese in 10 seconds, he better include some pills and insurance~~ XDD

Here's some that might come out in that would-be-dict/book:
强奸 - CPR (Cardiac, Pulmonary, Resurrection)/Strong, Evil Noodle?(char kuew tiao??)
同性恋 - Asexual Reproduction
怀孕 - Pregnant
恋母情结 - Mother Complex
乱伦 - Incest

Axel - Got it memorized??

LOL here~~


Interviewer: "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."


The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... ..
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O- X."

After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Mut! hu : "In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. .. that's why."
Wife : ?????????

A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said, "No sir, only babies were born here."

Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!"
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he ! cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, ! it becomes deaf."

When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."

Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard


Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. "

*Oh... Lest I forget ............ . the funniest...*
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ???
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!

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